Man oh man, I have been forgetful with Tweek Week! Ok, I'll get everyone up to speed:
(As always, this reads from newest at the top, to oldest at the bottom.)
- Dear Coke Zero, I heart you. Love, Jake.
- I am really just kind of enjoying sophomoric humor today: http://bit.ly/GxxDI fart music by @drewtoothpaste
- I've been heartily enjoying hilarious Billy Mays commercials overdubbed w/ literal descriptions laced with curse words: http://bit.ly/sNDWk
- Billy Mays, keepin' St. Peter's robes extra white with the whitening powers of OXY CLEAN!
- Is it wrong that I have a mild crush on the Nerd Queen, Olivia Munn? I just wish my cable provider carried the G4 channel.
- We can't stop here. This is bat country!
- This is the worst thing ever done. Ever: http://bit.ly/xQ29P
- I remember watching Captain EO at
- I love 1:30am excursions with friends that result in soda pop. I like them when they don't result in soda pop too, but it's an added bonus.
- Wow. This Back to the Future analysis is one of the funniest things I've read in a long while: http://bit.ly/pSb22 (Warning: Crude Language)
- Ok, so it's all a hoax and it's all DEMI MOORE'S (@mrskutcher) fault!! http://bit.ly/yzK5r
- Okokokokokok, who is ACTUALLY dead? Is Jeff Goldblum really dead? And I just heard Harrison Ford. WTF. They can't all be true... Can they?
- Weirdest. Computer. Ever. http://bit.ly/DLVtd
- Wait so is Michael Jackson dead or in a coma. TMZ says dead, but another report says coma. .... wait, why do i care??!
- My good buddy @jasinskiArt hipped me to these hilarious bumper stickers: http://bit.ly/trbyC
- I've got to be one of the only people on earth who has cut his NOSTRIL whilst shaving. It stung like a mother too.
- I grow weary of hearing my fellow twentysomethings prematurely talk and think like crotchety old folks. The stone age is not an ideal, folks
- Remember summer book lists and trips to the library when you were a kid? I'm bringing them (and sexy) back: http://bit.ly/16Ezzu
- http://bit.ly/19tZtn Don't you wish you had an Android Phone? Yeah. You do.
- OMG! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA: http://bit.ly/PcLbG
- A hilarious flowchart for laptop owners: http://is.gd/1cgbk
- Triumph FTW: http://bit.ly/cnL3C
- R.I.P. Ed McMahon. Hi-oooooooo, heaven!
- OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG: http://bit.ly/11hU8N I can't wait!!!!!!
- WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SQUEALING FANBELT SOUND OUTSIDE! AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
- Will facebook PLEASE implement a "block ALL quizzes" option? PLEASE?!?!
- Emily and I just whispered "oh, snap" at the exaxct same time during Sunday school but the effect of simultaneity amplified it a LOT.
- Rented "Enemy Mine" from 1985. Good times. Loved this movie when I was a kid.
- Hahahahahaha! Within 2 hours of saying that I thought the Zune HD was cool, @microsoftzunehd started following me on Twitter. Yay for bots!
- I hate Microsoft and the whole Zune franchise but I'm gonna be honest. The Zune HD seems really badass:
- So apparently if you talk crap about Terry Bozzio YouTube comment, the WOLVES COME OUT: http://bit.ly/Xq1Jo Search the screen for "geekisthenewcool"
- http://bit.ly/6j31g The sheer dubiousness of this infuriates me but hey, at least they've made good decision lately: http://bit.ly/U7HKC
- Had a Blockbuster giftcard so we picked up Dark Knight and the amazing There Will Be Blood.
- A very fascinating documentary YouTube once banned for its unpopular conclusions: http://bit.ly/CUTP5
- At Monday's recording session: http://twitpic.com/7qkf5
- Now, this isn't just because she was in Carrie, but Sissy Spacek is CREEPY looking.
- From a recording session I played on, Monday night for @shellyraine http://twitgoo.com/u5g3
- Dear Canker Sore in the back of my mouth, You're not fun anymore. You were never fun. Please leave. I have guests coming over. Love, Jake
- They're remaking RED DAWN??? http://bit.ly/bjOdM
- For my friends who want to try their hand with music editing but don't want to buy software: http://is.gd/13g7G
- This is really really weird. How did I not know about this? http://is.gd/13fbP
- This story always makes me laugh my lungs out my nose (NSFW): http://bit.ly/LB8yk
- 12 cop cars now. And they've searched the mexican gangsters' Escalade. http://twitgoo.com/sqr9
- So it's 10+ cars and one arrest now. http://yfrog.us/0n7vvz
- Actually, it's 10+ cop cars, and one actual arrest. http://yfrog.us/0wugzz
- Okay, it's now FIVE cop cars, 8 cops and 4 drawn guns outside my apartment.
- And the end result. http://twitgoo.com/sq3a
- Emily's making stuffed peppers & had me make my "cheesy 'mexican' rice" for them, originally invented b/c we were poor. http://twitgoo.com/sprk
- So I've decided that I need a melodica. Peep the wish list: http://bit.ly/12CDzt
- Two of my loves combined: http://digg.com/d1V1FR?t
- I want to punch every guy wearing a neon colored v-neck t-shirt directly in the freaking throat. Stupid effing hipsters.
- Just saw two movies in the theater in one day. That's a first for me. Star Trek was a bar-setter I think, & Sunshine Cleaning was decent.
- Gonna go see me some Star Trek with Wifey.... right now.
- I don't care if you played for Frank Zappa. Screw you, Terry Bozzio. You're a big, stupid tool.
- So apparently, Juice 'n Java on 1st north is like THE hipster den. The outside area was thick with self-important people with bad hygiene.
- Shame on you, Dave Letterman. You were my favorite late night guy for years, but now in addition to phoning it in you're just mean-spirited.
- Today on "Sandwiches a la Jake" we have tuna melt with celery seed, onion powder, corriander, dill, & avocados with cheddar cheese. Mmmmmmm.
- So, we go from studying fugue to studying the blues, and suddenly I'm in my top academic from. Imagine that.
- Why must every crazy vagrant who has ever ridden the bus make it a point to talk to me? I don't care that you used to be in a band, dude.
- http://twitpic.com/6zicf - I love it when Emily gets to babysit Oliver. He's so cute!
- Man oh man, Google Android is takin' over this biznatch. Don't step unless you wanna get jacked, esse.
- I want to cry. It looks like I'm stuck with crappy ol' Comcast. Why must you reject me, Broadweave??
- I hate studying fugue. Hate it with a passion.
- It's called courtesy flush, people. Once it hits the water, flush. It's okay to flush more than once in a poop session. Geez.
- What kind of dick pisses all over the toilet seat??? Oh wow, that was an unintended pun... but it made more sense than calling him an a-hole
- http://twitpic.com/6ocoy - Written at the bottom of the analysis section of an exam I took.
- My give-a-damn-o-meter is running out quickly as I get more and more sleepy.
- For the last time, I DO NOT LOOK LIKE THIS PERSON: http://bit.ly/7LPDk
- I had never heard of this till xkcd mentioned it. This is absolutely fascinating: http://bit.ly/4VTLM
- http://twitpic.com/6nml4 - Scrambled eggs with green onions, pico de gallo, and an italian 3-cheese blend are delicious, but probably nor healthy at midnight.
- I always start grinning when somebody says something reminds them of me, because it usually means they're about to say something bizarre.
- Man oh man. Portal has got to be the funnest video game ever made.
- Mind. Blown. VR is all but here: http://gizmodo.com/5277954
- *Whew!* I had 20 notifications of Facebook and was concerned that maybe I'd said something offensively commonsensical again.
- Attention Provo-ites. This may be the funniest blog you will ever read: http://bit.ly/b0coO
- Whoah.
- Mexican TV is so bizarre. There's a guy dressed up as a rodeo clown, looking very serious, singing while mostly-naked women dance. WTF?
- I am involved in a handful of secret projects. Sorry, all I can tell you is that they're ALL AWESOME.
- My birthday is in August. Feel free to buy me presents: http://bit.ly/12CDzt
- R.I.P Truman G. Madsen. A brilliant philosopher and theologian. We'll miss you!
- Today was a great day. I love meeting/kicking it with creative, intelligent people.
- Joshua Redman is probably my favorite sax player of all time.
- I know this is completely dorky, but I'm totally gonna do this: http://bit.ly/Mdys
- Grr, tricksy Facebook quizzes. One of the quizzes was titled "Friend for Life" so when you try to block it it says "Block friend for life?"
- Spring term is weird. I'm never sure what day of the week it is... Well, let's be honest. I never know what day of the week it is.
- I just heard the bell tower playing the Tetris theme. Awesome.
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