Tweet Week 2.0

Ok, so it has been brought to my attention by my lovely wife that Tweet Week has become to all-inclusive of my tweets. She's right. From now on, I will have an absolute maximum of 15 tweets in an episode of Tweet Week. To kick it off, I will re-do the most recent episode:

[Ok, so I break my new rule right away, but keep in mind that this is like 3 weeks worth of tweets. I will religiously adhere to my new, self-imposed rule on all subsequent Tweet Weeks.]

• Dear Coke Zero, I heart you. Love, Jake.
• We can't stop here. This is bat country!
• I love 1:30am excursions with friends that result in soda pop. I like them when they don't result in soda pop too, but it's an added bonus.
• I've got to be one of the only people on earth who has cut his NOSTRIL whilst shaving. It stung like a mother too.
• I grow weary of hearing my fellow twentysomethings prematurely talk and think like crotchety old folks. The stone age is not an ideal, folks
• Emily and I just whispered "oh, snap" at the exaxct same time during Sunday school but the effect of simultaneity amplified it a LOT.
• At Monday's recording session: http://twitpic.com/7qkf5
• Now, this isn't just because she was in Carrie, but Sissy Spacek is CREEPY looking.
• From a recording session I played on, Monday night for @shellyraine http://twitgoo.com/u5g3
• 12 cop cars now. And they've searched the mexican gangsters' Escalade.http://twitgoo.com/sqr9
• So it's 10+ cars and one arrest now. http://yfrog.us/0n7vvz
• Okay, it's now FIVE cop cars, 8 cops and 4 drawn guns outside my apartment.
• I want to punch every guy wearing a neon colored v-neck t-shirt directly in the freaking throat. Stupid effing hipsters.
• I don't care if you played for Frank Zappa. Screw you, Terry Bozzio. You're a big, stupid tool.
• So apparently, Juice 'n Java on 1st north is like THE hipster den. The outside area was thick with self-important people with bad hygiene.
• So, we go from studying fugue to studying the blues, and suddenly I'm in my top academic from. Imagine that.
• Why must every crazy vagrant who has ever ridden the bus make it a point to talk to me? I don't care that you used to be in a band, dude.
• I hate studying fugue. Hate it with a passion.
• It's called courtesy flush, people. Once it hits the water, flush. It's okay to flush more than once in a poop session. Geez.
• What kind of dick pisses all over the toilet seat??? Oh wow, that was an unintended pun... but it made more sense than calling him an a-hole.
• I always start grinning when somebody says something reminds them of me, because it usually means they're about to say something bizarre.
• My birthday is in August. Feel free to buy me presents: http://bit.ly/12CDzt
• Grr, tricksy Facebook quizzes. One of the quizzes was titled "Friend for Life" so when you try to block it it says "Block friend for life?"
• Spring term is weird. I'm never sure what day of the week it is... Well, let's be honest. I never know what day of the week it is.