Tweet Week (5-28-09)

In order from most recent to least recent:

On the walk home, I witnessed two birds having an argument, not a fight but an argument, about the worm one of them was eating. Hilarious.

Independent of his politics, does anybody else (independent of THEIR politics) feel like our president doesn't act very.... president-y?

Out of nowhere, my wife starts going, "booty booty booty booty rockin' everywhere! rockin' everywhere! rockin' everywhere!"

"If success feels like being drunk & high & also riding a ridiculous polygon stilt-bike, I’ve been feeling really successful lately.” –LATFH

I'm pleased to announce that the flip-flop tan is back in FULL effect.

My geocaching trip today: http://twitpic.com/5ydr4

http://twitpic.com/5y9zl - Geocache #3. We could see where it PROBABLY was, but the mosquitos had COVERED my body and I freaked out. http://tinyurl.com/pocme3

http://twitpic.com/5y7xy - Geocache #2: Totally found it. It was in a fake sprinkler head. http://bit.ly/1a4GTg

Geocache #1. Found nothing. Sad times. http://tinyurl.com/ooqtq3

Going geocaching for the first time! This is already fun. I feel like Indiana Jones.

This is exactly how I felt about pep rallies in high school, and their college equivalents now: http://xkcd.com/588/

I finally got my hands on Android Cupcake.... it is delicious. #cupcake

FINALLY! http://tcrn.ch/2Up

One of my favorite hobbies: telling my wife that things she does aren't "ladylike."

Conducting hymns is not my favorite thing in the world.

DECLARATION: I've had it. I'm done. Forget this crap. In one year, I'm leaving Facebook. Join twitter by then or fade into my life's history.

It makes me sad to see pretty girls become ugly-ass hippies because they feel the need to prove something. Hippette, it's okay to be pretty.

http://twitpic.com/5t9jw - A question while applying for a part-time retail job in Orem, UT.

The trailer for the G.I Joe movie makes me sad because there's no way it could possibly be good.

Just read this:"It's art if can't be explained. It's fashion if no one asks for an explanation. It's design if it doesn't need explanation."

I don't know if it's possible for me to be any more head-over-heels in love with music than I am.

http://twitpic.com/5shx5 - Is it clear from this picture what my biggest vice is? ... I have a problem.

And people don't think the robot revolution will happen any time soon.... http://gizmodo.com/5265901 This is creepy.

"In Scotland, we didn't know that Scotty (from Star Trek) was supposed to be Scottish. I thought he was a Pakistani guy who'd had a stroke." - Craig Ferguson

To all my hipster-leaning friends out there: http://bit.ly/19XrBk

http://twitpic.com/5qafh - The provo "castle" isn't so much a castle as it is a series of walls. L: http://tinyurl.com/r4h3pc

Ah, nothing like a little Cumin to make anything taste a bit like tacos.

At the bus stop today a crazy CREEPY guy with a porno moustache asked if I was Irish started jabbering & eventually asked for cash.

http://twitpic.com/5ph38 - Yay for Skullcandy's return policy!

I'm starting to appreciate Beethoven for pretty much the first time.

http://twitpic.com/5pcie - Big brother doesn't need telescreens. He just uses his magical rhetoric machine to control us with guilt!

Hahaha, I just became temporarily popular by sharing cheap, bulk candy with my classmates.

HAHAHAHAHA: http://bit.ly/1afCP7

Ooh, ooh! Google Chrome has fullscreen mode now! Now I'm seriously never going back.

Does anybody have a thumb-trackball style mouse that they'd like to trade for my wireless mouse? I'm serious.

I seem to prefer to consume media whilst I consume calories. The calories alone are not as entertaining.

Ramen is a lot more tolerable when you add a buttload of spices to it. This batch: hot sauce, mesquite seasoning, oregano, garlic and curry.

I think my left eye has swine flu.

I just learned the hard way that a CPU fan has enough speed and torque to give a thumb a puncture wound. Yowch.

I am loving "Machines Behaving Deadly" Week over at Gizmodo.com: http://bit.ly/P5fJF #Robots #skynet #terminator

It warms my heart that there are people out there nerdy enough to write something like this: http://bit.ly/K3CN7 (I'm jealous I didn't!)

I am perplexed. Any of my computer nerd friends able to help me with this? http://bit.ly/ZknqM

"Republicans need libertarians more than libertarians need Republicans." http://bit.ly/11PuqR

My professor just quoted his brother, referring to Yanni's music as "sonic wallpaper." Hahahahaha.

Just a reminder: I posted some free mp3's on my blog of a hip-hop project I did back in 04-05. Come and get it! http://bit.ly/JXdHr

I don't understand why everyone cites Hitler as an example of the extreme RIGHT-wing. Have we forgotten that he was an avowed SOCIALIST?

To Provo Employers: You stupid retards. You don't ask for a 3-year commitment IN AN EFFING COLLEGE TOWN. You have forgotten THIS IS PROVO.

I stepped on something crunchy and thought it was a snail, but when I looked back, it wasn't a snail. It was a dead bird. Skull crushed.

"Exit Music" by Radiohead always makes me break out in the spooky kind of goosebumps when it gets to the bridge. "you can laugh........"

@Joeusrey dude, i will hate you forever if you become a damned hipster. don't you DARE.

Can I just say that nothing makes me laugh harder than Kool Keith's raps?

http://twitpic.com/5c6d2 - Bag of vinegar. Cleaning the hard water out of the shower head. Rigging this was terrifying.

http://twitpic.com/5baag - If you get why this is funny, you're a geek, but if you get it, you're probably pooping your pants laughing.

http://twitpic.com/59xw0 - Saw this the other day. Blew my mind. A caffeinated BUTTERFINGER?