Well, it's that time of year again, and I know what you're all asking yourselves: What on earth am I going to get Jake for his birthday? It's a pressing issue, and I'm sensitive to your anxiety. That's why I'm here to help.
My whole life, I've always been a big fan of wish lists. Even if you don't expect to get anything on the list, it's always fun to create a list of all the toys you want. My best digital friend, Google, has created a means that I can do so in a way that is viewable worldwide. I present you, my friends, with Jake Hawken's Regularly-Updated Digital Wish List! The JHRUDWL is your one-stop shopping place for all the things Jake wants you to buy for him! I know, it takes all the fun out of begging me to tell you what you can buy me, but the sheer convenience of it is worth it.
As August 22nd comes and goes, and September gets into full swing, the post-Jake's-Birthday blues can strike anyone, but now you're in luck! Jake's Birthday doesn't have to come just once a year anymore! With the JHRUDWL (pronounced juh-ROO-duh-wool) is online 24 hours a day, 7 days a week and 365.25 days per year to keep the Jake's Birthday holiday spirit going year-round! Bookmark it now!
I created this list for all of you, and hope it brings my birthday spirit into all of your hearts! Happy Holiday!
[UPDATE-8/18/08]: If you are just chomping at the bit to buy me clothing, I wear XL t-shirts and hoodies, 38x32 pants (or 40x30 if it's a skinny-people manufacturer like GAP or Old Navy), 17 1/2 x 34-35 dress shirts, and size 13 shoes. You're welcome.
My whole life, I've always been a big fan of wish lists. Even if you don't expect to get anything on the list, it's always fun to create a list of all the toys you want. My best digital friend, Google, has created a means that I can do so in a way that is viewable worldwide. I present you, my friends, with Jake Hawken's Regularly-Updated Digital Wish List! The JHRUDWL is your one-stop shopping place for all the things Jake wants you to buy for him! I know, it takes all the fun out of begging me to tell you what you can buy me, but the sheer convenience of it is worth it.
As August 22nd comes and goes, and September gets into full swing, the post-Jake's-Birthday blues can strike anyone, but now you're in luck! Jake's Birthday doesn't have to come just once a year anymore! With the JHRUDWL (pronounced juh-ROO-duh-wool) is online 24 hours a day, 7 days a week and 365.25 days per year to keep the Jake's Birthday holiday spirit going year-round! Bookmark it now!
I created this list for all of you, and hope it brings my birthday spirit into all of your hearts! Happy Holiday!
[UPDATE-8/18/08]: If you are just chomping at the bit to buy me clothing, I wear XL t-shirts and hoodies, 38x32 pants (or 40x30 if it's a skinny-people manufacturer like GAP or Old Navy), 17 1/2 x 34-35 dress shirts, and size 13 shoes. You're welcome.
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