So, Emily and I picked up a bookcase from IKEA the other night. (Its name is Billy.) The only thing is, we picked it up in our Honda Civic. This proved difficult when we went to take the darn thing home.
We finally managed to get the bookshelf (and the separately-sold doors) into the car, and got the seat to lock into position. I went to get into the car, and it turned out that the seat had locked, but had locked about 10 inches from the dashboard. So, I ended up sitting with my legs at a 90 degree angle clockwise from my torso, and my head at a 90 degree angle counter-clockwise from my torso (not to mention held in place by the sun visor). The result is what you see above.