While I was a door-to-door salesman in California, I was once walking down the street, and I stepped next to this pigeon and it didn't even budge. I guess it was sleeping really deeply or something. As a matter of necessity, I poked it in the head with my finger. It was hilarious, because you could see its thought process. It went something like, "Huh? What's going o- OH, CRAP!"
(I find it hilarious to note that the bird looks like it's wearing eye shadow.)
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